I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??
reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion
I don’t believe this. This machine looks far too archaic to have a Card Reader. You all are being sold lies.
why does everyone on this site think they’re the fucking mythbusters
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If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point
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young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door
this is it
the post that is simultaneously the best and worst post in existence
(Source: touristhistorycat, via gryffindors-keeper)
